New Canon Point: following the episode mastermind (aired 11/29) Updated Background: Update includes two shorts, both of which are pretty run of the mill IMP mission shenanigans, and two episodes which are both A Lot.
Shorts Weeaboo-boo and Chupacabras cover IMP missions involving a monsterfucker weeb whom Blitzø stabs to death and she enjoys it far more than he does, and Blitzø being designated a Chupacabra by an entire farm in Mexico. Oh yeah and he turns a goat into a cult leader on accident? Oops.
Ghostfuckers proves how poorly Blitzø was coping with the two episodes preceding it, being that he was literally holed up in his office watching shitty TV and eating his feelings in the form of ice cream and squeeze cheese (disgusting), and pissing away all his and his business' money on emotional frivolities like taxidermy owls he insisted his daughter burn. He then goes what he designates as ghostfucking, based on his shitty TV show, to a "haunted" hotel on Earth with Millie and relives some of the worst moments of his life thanks to what is called an Infestor Demon named Rolando. He comes out of it better than he went in, Millie being the voice of reason and forcibly reminding him of the good he's done for her and that he's her best friend.
Mastermind is even more A Lot, in that IMP is taken to court for the illegal use of Stolas' grimoire and sentenced to death! Blitzø reasons with Satan enough to spare his employees, but is fully prepared to have his head lobbed off, only for Stolas to show up and sing about it like the ridiculous theatre kid he was meant to be. In claiming the responsibility for the illegal use of his Goetia-given grimoire, Stolas is banished for 100 years, stripped of his title and magic, and forced to live among the common demons. ...all for a shitty little red guy he doesn't even know gives far too many shits about him. Blitzø takes him back to his apartment with him, so now all the couch fanfics are canon which is an absolutely insane sentence to type. Updated Personality: [CW for parental abuse mention in this section!] Most paramount is that Blitzø has experienced an insane amount of emotions. Through it he's learned a lot about himself and the people he holds dear, and has maybe come out of it with a little more emotional intelligence.
The shorts Weeaboo-boo and Chupacabras were mostly just silly, but also showed he has figured out how to work the Asmodean crystal with fairly dependable proficiency.
Ghostfuckers taught him that he's actually done a fair amount of fucking good for the people in his life, Millie forcibly reminding him of how they met and the improvements to her life since she met him and started working for him. ...Possibly also gave him high blood pressure (Carolina Reaper ice cream and spray cheese..., my dude pls). It force-fed him several memories he's likely never completely stopped thinking about, but visually reliving what is very likely how his mother died when he was a teenager probably fucked him up pretty good given he had a whole fucking catastrophic meltdown about it and ruined his mascara. A movie montage of other instances in his life he's felt he did wrong by others also proved that his father was physically abusive in enough of a way that makes him physically recoil from seeing it again, and that dude really needs to learn how to ask for a fucking hug.
Mastermind showed that he's willing to literally lay his life on the line for his employees, and also involved his first verbal confirmation of loving them (proving that he does, even if we been knew due to his actions up until this point). It also proved that he's a very fake idgafer and cares a lot more than he was previously willing to admit even to himself about Stolas, specifically. No verbal statements were made in this case, but the use of soliloquy in Stolas' little musical number had them both use the word love, oops. Will this terrible little lizard man actually ever say this out loud, more at 11. He spends the last five or so minutes of the episode in an absolutely disgusting state of domestic fondness, which I'm fully not expecting to extend beyond those five minutes, but who knows! He seems a fair amount more in-tune with himself after all this stress and (additional) trauma, so maybe he'll be less of a prick on purpose all the time press F for doubt. Any other updates: So he's figured out how to use the crystal, which removes the handicap from before, but I'm perfectly happy to continue to assume it fucks up solely for the fact of it being in Escordvi and not Hell.
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canon update submitted 12/16
Date: 2024-12-16 04:07 pm (UTC)Updated Background: Update includes two shorts, both of which are pretty run of the mill IMP mission shenanigans, and two episodes which are both A Lot.
Shorts Weeaboo-boo and Chupacabras cover IMP missions involving a monsterfucker weeb whom Blitzø stabs to death and she enjoys it far more than he does, and Blitzø being designated a Chupacabra by an entire farm in Mexico. Oh yeah and he turns a goat into a cult leader on accident? Oops.
Ghostfuckers proves how poorly Blitzø was coping with the two episodes preceding it, being that he was literally holed up in his office watching shitty TV and eating his feelings in the form of ice cream and squeeze cheese (disgusting), and pissing away all his and his business' money on emotional frivolities like taxidermy owls he insisted his daughter burn. He then goes what he designates as ghostfucking, based on his shitty TV show, to a "haunted" hotel on Earth with Millie and relives some of the worst moments of his life thanks to what is called an Infestor Demon named Rolando. He comes out of it better than he went in, Millie being the voice of reason and forcibly reminding him of the good he's done for her and that he's her best friend.
Mastermind is even more A Lot, in that IMP is taken to court for the illegal use of Stolas' grimoire and sentenced to death! Blitzø reasons with Satan enough to spare his employees, but is fully prepared to have his head lobbed off, only for Stolas to show up and sing about it like the ridiculous theatre kid he was meant to be. In claiming the responsibility for the illegal use of his Goetia-given grimoire, Stolas is banished for 100 years, stripped of his title and magic, and forced to live among the common demons. ...all for a shitty little red guy he doesn't even know gives far too many shits about him. Blitzø takes him back to his apartment with him, so now all the couch fanfics are canon which is an absolutely insane sentence to type.
Updated Personality: [CW for parental abuse mention in this section!] Most paramount is that Blitzø has experienced an insane amount of emotions. Through it he's learned a lot about himself and the people he holds dear, and has maybe come out of it with a little more emotional intelligence.
The shorts Weeaboo-boo and Chupacabras were mostly just silly, but also showed he has figured out how to work the Asmodean crystal with fairly dependable proficiency.
Ghostfuckers taught him that he's actually done a fair amount of fucking good for the people in his life, Millie forcibly reminding him of how they met and the improvements to her life since she met him and started working for him. ...Possibly also gave him high blood pressure (Carolina Reaper ice cream and spray cheese..., my dude pls). It force-fed him several memories he's likely never completely stopped thinking about, but visually reliving what is very likely how his mother died when he was a teenager probably fucked him up pretty good given he had a whole fucking catastrophic meltdown about it and ruined his mascara. A movie montage of other instances in his life he's felt he did wrong by others also proved that his father was physically abusive in enough of a way that makes him physically recoil from seeing it again, and that dude really needs to learn how to ask for a fucking hug.
Mastermind showed that he's willing to literally lay his life on the line for his employees, and also involved his first verbal confirmation of loving them (proving that he does, even if we been knew due to his actions up until this point). It also proved that he's a very fake idgafer and cares a lot more than he was previously willing to admit even to himself about Stolas, specifically. No verbal statements were made in this case, but the use of soliloquy in Stolas' little musical number had them both use the word love, oops. Will this terrible little lizard man actually ever say this out loud, more at 11. He spends the last five or so minutes of the episode in an absolutely disgusting state of domestic fondness, which I'm fully not expecting to extend beyond those five minutes, but who knows! He seems a fair amount more in-tune with himself after all this stress and (additional) trauma, so maybe he'll be less of a prick on purpose all the time
press F for doubt.Any other updates: So he's figured out how to use the crystal, which removes the handicap from before, but I'm perfectly happy to continue to assume it fucks up solely for the fact of it being in Escordvi and not Hell.